current spread by A.V. Jones
THE ABDUCTION
1 old car
1 can of paint
1 paintbrush
several loaves of bread
Lure as many pigeons as possible to Area 51, Nevada, with several loaves of bread. On an old car door, paint a message from the pigeons to the aliens offering themselves as test subjects. Set the door next to the pigeons and get out of there before "they" see you.